Anonymous said: I'm sad tell me a story

suctioning:

ok so i took a shower and went in my room to get changed and it was dark right because i was about to go to bed, so i got dressed in the dark. rewind earlier that day i got some gumballs from the store and i dumped them all on my dresser, ok so its dark and i reach on my dresser and grab a gumball and put it in my mouth but dont chew and lay down. after like 3 minutes im like wtf this gum is odd shaped so i chew it like twice and im like wtf this taste weird……… so i turn on the light and spit it out and see it was a stink bug and it was like bleeding and im like

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artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.







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